The prompt behind this tool carries a fixed set of public facts and nothing else: the handle, display name and bio, the follower, following and total-post counts, whether the account is verified, its age in days, its location and website, and up to 20 of its recent original posts with reposts filtered out. Back come the roast, a score from 1 to 10, three to five issues, three to five quick wins, and 3 suggested posts written under X's 280-character limit.
The score out of 10 is a language model's judgement, not arithmetic on a counter. Run the same profile twice and it can move; two similar accounts can be scored inconsistently in a way a formula would not be. Treat the issues and quick wins as the output that matters, because each of those names something specific about the profile that can be changed today, and treat the number as a mood rather than a measurement.
Context for the follower count the roast will comment on: across the 45,308-account sample PlayerSells measured from its 18,486,455-account X index on 24 August 2026, the median account has 550 followers, the 90th percentile has 7,085 and the 99th has 89,454. 10,000 followers, the number most growth advice treats as a starting line, is larger than 92.5% of that index. A roast that calls a 550-follower account small is describing the middle of X, not a failure.
The roast, the score, the issues and the suggested posts are generated by a language model at request time and are its output rather than a measurement. Profile and post data are read from public X data. The follower percentiles are our own measurement, taken on 24 August 2026 over a 45,308-account sample of the 18,486,455 X accounts we index, and describe that index rather than every account on X.
| Section | What it is |
|---|---|
| Acımasız kısım | The comedy pass, written from the account’s own posts and bio rather than from a template. Savage, not personal. |
| Score out of 10 | The model’s overall read, banded on screen as Efsane, Sağlam, Geliştirilmeli or Eyvah. A judgement, not a measurement. |
| En çok göze batanlar and Hemen yapabileceklerin | Three to five of each. The most useful part of the result: every line names one specific thing about the profile. |
| Atman gereken tweetler | 3posts written for this account’s niche and voice, each under X’s 280-character limit, with the reasoning beside it. |
This tool is not a calculator. Every roast is a live call to a language model at the moment you run it, and that call can fail: no credit on the account behind it, a rate-limited upstream, or a model that is simply down. When it does, the API answers with a 503 and the tool shows an unavailable message with a retry button.
There is no stock roast waiting to be served in its place, and no fallback that writes something generic about your follower ratio and calls it an analysis. A tool that fabricates a plausible-sounding result when its backend is down is worse than one that says it is down, because the fabrication is the thing you would go and act on. If you reach the unavailable message, come back later, or use one of the tools below that run on measured data rather than on a model.
Herhangi bir X (Twitter) kullanıcı adı yeter. Bio'sunu, sayılarını ve son 10 tweetini analiz için çekiyoruz.
Yapay zekâ gerçek tweetlerine, bio'na ve sayılarına dayanan acımasız ama komik bir eleştiri yazıyor.
Hesabın büyümesini, etkileşimini ve erişimini artıracak, bugün uygulayabileceğin somut öneriler alıyorsun.
X (Twitter) profilini bio'ndan son tweetlerine kadar okuyup önce mizahi bir eleştiri yazıyor, ardından kitleni büyütmek için ne yapman gerektiğini madde madde veriyor. Hem eğlenceli, hem paylaşmalık, hem de gerçekten işe yarıyor.
Herkese açık verilerini çekiyoruz: bio'n, takipçi ve takip sayıların, toplam tweet sayın ve son 10 tweetin. Yapay zekâ bunlardan içerik yönünü, etkileşim düzenini ve profil kurgunu çıkarıyor; sonunda hem bir eleştiri hem de uygulanabilir bir büyüme listesi veriyor.
Evet, kuruş ödemiyorsun ve kayıt olman gerekmiyor. Her analiz güncel yapay zekâ modelleriyle yapılıyor ve bize gerçekten para tutuyor, ama iyi araçların herkese açık olması gerektiğini düşünüyoruz.
Sonuç sayfasında hazır bir 'X'te paylaş' düğmesi var. Kendi eleştirini paylaşmak, hem etkileşim toplamanın hem de kitlene espri anlayışın olduğunu göstermenin en kolay yolu.
Sert yazıyor ama kötü niyetli değil. Bir komedi gecesinin havasını düşün: eleştirilen kişinin bile güldüğü türden. Eleştiri bittiğinde profilini gerçekten iyileştirecek öneriler geliyor.
how much of a follower base is real
whether an account is being suppressed in search and replies
who is talking about an account and how far it reaches
what an X account is worth on the open market
engagement rate against accounts of the same size
the percentile a follower count sits in
the whole tracked market, sorted and filtered
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PlayerSells is not affiliated with X Corp. The roast, the score out of 10, the issues, the quick wins and the suggested posts are generated by a language model at request time; they are its output rather than a measurement, and the tool reports an unavailable message instead of a roast whenever that model cannot be reached. Profile and post data are read from public X data at the moment you run the tool and the result is cached for 10 minutes. Follower percentiles are our own measurement, taken on 24 August 2026 over a 45,308-account sample of the 18,486,455 X accounts we index.
